Date me, Victor Zsasz

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[riddleboy]

"You could dye yourself blue and you'd still be beautiful. Of course. You have a pleasing skull shape, you have big eyes that would stand out even more, of course you'd still be beautiful with a shaved head." Edward licked his ice cream, not sure what to make of this whole entirely like of questioning. "I doubt you'll take your parents' opinions into account that much when it comes to choosing who to date."

He certainly wasn't about to consult with his father.

[nohelp]

"Unlikely. I know what I want a for a boyfriend, I made a list. Well, I guess more a husband. Husband material is intelligent, funny and handsome. They have to make me laugh, do weird stuff with me, be smart enough for me and have a pretty face." That was all Lee wanted. Someone as odd as her but wasn't dumb or annoying. She wanted an equal.

She finished off another spoonful and then thought about it with a playful smile. "So clearly, I'm going to marry Victor Zsasz."

[riddleboy]

"Not if Lucius beats you to it." That joke at least kept him from obsessing over the question whether he was handsome or not in Lee's eyes, whether he could ever count as handsome next to the Jim Gordons of the world, because he was pretty sure he knew the answer to that. "Lucius thinks this is the best way to test his sexuality without breaking any hearts, but you should have seen his expression when Victor told him he had a library at home. Putty in his hands already."

[nohelp]

"I hope Lucius will be okay. I worry about him, alone with Victor. He's ... I don't know, he's so sensitive. I want to protect him." Lucius was the sort of boy who never showed emotions, not really, but Lee knew when he was hurting. Never for himself, always for others. He empathised too much with people and that was always his downfall.

"After Sunday, we just have to be there for him, right? And hopefully we can make it all better."