"A unicorn? Aww, I love that. I wish I was a unicorn but rich white boys like me? A dime a dozen. I gotta make myself stand out more, you know? Right now I'm just a very sexy and admirable horse. Just wanna be something more." He was very aware that what made Victor more exciting was his lack of hair and unique expressions meanwhile he was just weird looking white guy. That wasn't nearly as fun.

"So, can I ask you something, kinda personal but whatever. I feel like nothing is too personal." Or it wasn't to Roman anyway. "What's it like to lose your parents?"