"It's quite simple. I don't have much experience but I watch a lot of TV with Jerome and Jervis. I hear them talk about it. Perhaps I'm wrong but then again, Jervis did describe your friend as 'gayer than a barrel full of monkeys' so..." Jonathan smiled and then reached out suddenly, taking Edward's hand in his own and holding it. He assumed that would make a point.

Heh. So funny. Edward just let him do whatever. Strange man. "Right now, you can't beat him, you can't win and you can't walk back in without looking needy. You can, however, look entirely over him by holding my hand and playing pretend. Jealousy works wonders for revenge."