"Would that I could, but I was busy. Had to gossip about Lucius's dating life." In a manner of speaking, anyway. "He is probably still at the library with Victor Zsasz, by the way. I wonder what kind of books Victor reads. Strikes me as a comics type, honestly. He has that sense of whimsy."

It wasn't even an insult, just seemed accurate. "Apparently tomorrow Lucius will go to Victor's place after school. I guess you have to move fast in a seven day relationship."