"Oh. That's clever, I like it." Roman smiled and then reached out, pulling Ed's face around so he was looking at him and not looking at Oswald and Sea fighting it out. "Depends on the primate, I guess. What if one is human and one is a fucking chimpanzee? Cause I think the chimp is smarter, it'd rip everyone apart and get the banana and the stick." He gnashed his teeth at Ed's face, biting very close to his cheek but just missing the skin. "You ever seen someone's face after a chimp attack? Ew! It's so gross."

Oswald cried out and tried to move his face back, his eyes wet with tears as he tried to avoid the knife. "Don't! Please, don't! I beg you! I--I won't be able to hide it, people will know you did it. That's not good!"