"It takes two to tango, right? I mean... I don't know what you think, but people like Lucius and us don't exactly have a lot of opportunity." Not as if he was taking any girl out to an arcade although he actually sucked at games, just because he happened to have stupid muscles and a dumb, handsome face. Edward decided to breathe past his own frustration, given how dire the situation was. "Lucius wanted to test out his theory, that he's gay, without causing any pain. Heartbreak and all."

"Guess he caused some pain," Sea observed casually, while squeezing Oswald again. Fun.