"...what?" That was definitely unusual. Maybe he should have braced himself for something weird, given how nervous Lucius seemed, but Edward had honestly just assumed that he was still nervous because he'd been late and over leaving his mother in a precarious state. He could never have predicted this. "Why would you... Wait. You asked him out? You asked out Victor Zsasz? You were the first to ask out Victor Zsasz this week and he agreed?"

He could put together the facts and it still didn't make any more sense.